About the Author

Do not approach.  Avoid direct eye contact.  Inhale, then deny.  Do not accept anything the author gives you.  If you see the author, contact the authorities immediately.  

May contain: Depression; Autism; Mental Health; Suicide survival; Insanity; Abandonment; Existential Pain.

May also contain: Sarcasm; Satire; Irony; Profane Language; Bitterness; Hatred.

Likely to contain: Foolishness; Idiocy; Mistakes; Triumphs.

While the author does not contain nuts, he comes from an environment where nuts are handled.

May cause Vomiting; Nightmares; Sudden Crises of Confidence; Domestic Arguments; Panic Attacks; Palpable Disgust; Outrage; Disappointment.

The author must be stopped, no matter the cost.

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